UNTITLED....

“When you see a wounded dog on the side of the road and try to help it, it may try to bite or scratch you. This is because the dog is afraid, confused, and INJURED. Because the animal is injured, even though you are trying to help it, the very act of your lifting it and trying to move it, may be hurting the animal. And in its confused state, its instinct is a defensive one."

Medicine Woman: Homer Simpson. do you know why you are here? 

Homer Simpson: because my family cares more about other people then they do about me. 

Medicine Woman: drink this liquid. 

Homer Simpson: AHHHhHHHHHHHH more please. 

Medicine Woman: now we will cleanse you spirit my the ancient Inuit art of throat singing. 

Homer Simpson: throat singing? 

Medicine Woman: AAAA OOO OOO OOO AAAA 

Homer Simpson: hoooo ahhh hoo ah hoo ah 

Homer Simpson: how long we doing this? 

Medicine Woman: until you. have an epiphany. 

Homer Simpson: ok? 

Medicine Woman: OOOOOOOHHHH OOOHHH OOHHH 

Homer Simpson: whats an epiphany? 

Medicine Woman: sudden realizing, of great truth. 

Homer Simpson: ok.

- The Simpsons Movie.


THE DOG part was pilfered from a friend's note. Just thought of sharing because it slapped the bejesus-of-the-latter-day-saints-out-of-me. I hope it will for YOU.


THAT. IS. ALL. Good night!